Ahahs. Was lazing around the house today when i recieved an unknown call. Oh man, one of the best relaxation method i ever had.

The first voice i ehard was a CHina accented voice. First thing that came to my mind was, HAHAS. WANt TO CHEAT ME. I signalled my sis to come hear me play around with the other china cha bor.

 She said the JIN SHA casino is opening next week and i am invited to fly over to macau on the 20th of September. I was like Woah. OK. No problem. den asked me for my name. I almost said Wang Ba Dan, which means asshole la. But thought for awhile, i think not, so i said Wang Da. Ask her to address me as Wang Da xian shen. IS damn stupid la, i asked her for the company’s no, she gave me the crap excuse that the casino is too big and i wun be able to contact them >__< . SPastic. Oh well i continued to play along. Asked me for my age, i said i was 20 plus. She wanted my exact age, i declined and said it was not convenient. LOL. Was laughing like mad already. Then asked me for my job. Told her i work for the government. She probed me further, i answered something to do with security. SHe asked, “Is it security guards that type?”( In chinese duh…) I was like, oh yes, i work for the president. hahas. And holy crap she believed me! I cant stand it le man.

She started asking for my address. As usual, same trick from me.

China woman: “Ni de di zhi shi she me? Zha men ke yi song na liang zhang li quan qing ni dao au men lai.” (What is your address? We will like to send the Invitations to you.)

Me: P-U-L-A-U   U-B-I-N 999

CHina Woman: “Ok no problem, We wil send you the invitaion and would like to congratulate you in being chosen for the invitation. ” *She said it in chinese..*

 WOW. Scam Shit. LOL.